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how 2 write like me
thought up independently of but encouraged by the existence of xanthe's style guide as well as chridd's list of neologisms
if this interests you then so may jan Misali's punctuation analysis
markup
case
i write in all lowercase by default, not making exceptions for the pronoun i
nor proper names (except toki pona ones)
when capitalization does occur it's usually used for emphasis (e.g. it just Doesn't Work Like That
)
numbers
i almost always write numbers as digits, except in compounds like twofold
and such
punctuation
general rule: punctuation represents not only grammar things but also how the text would be intonated if it were spoken
no period at the end of the sentence other than to clarify intonation (e.g. huh.
as opposed to huh
which feels like a question), or rarely a serious tone
non-question non-exclamation sentences are instead most commonly separated with line breaks, sometimes with commas, rarely with semicolons
this can cause ambiguity when the end of one sentence ends up on the right side of the screen, making it look like it continues into the next line (this website avoids it by making each sentence a "paragraph" with minimal padding and making actual paragraphs be <div>
s)
commas and question marks are also often omitted except where that would cause ambiguity
multiple commas (2 by default, can even be 1 sometimes) are used as ellipses, which is quite popular among youngins it seems
oxford comma is yes
quotation marks
my brain likes to interpret quotation marks as scare quotes even when they're not, so instead i used to tend to use backticks (`
), which due to markdown makes the text look like code in places like reddit and discord and this website
this doesn't really happen anymore but i'll keep it on this page because why not
when i intend to do scare quotes i often multiply them a bunch, e.g. """""dubious"""""
when discussing other languages (e.g. toki pona), i use backticks to quote that language and quotation marks for english, with angle quotes («»
) used for tertiary languages
when periods etc exist, i put the ending punctuation of a quoted sentence inside the quotation marks and the ending punctuation of the outer sentence outside the quotation marks; should be common sense but apparently it isn't (though i do admit doubled punctuation can look a bit weird, e.g. They said "Let's go.".
)
apostrophe
very important, almost never omitted (unlike most other lowercase users)
asterisk
the usual usage is for roleplay, a la *nuzzles u*
, which usually turns into italics
when using it for corrections i do *you're
instead of the you're*
that many seem to do, because the latter implies that there's a footnote attached to it rather than it being the footnote
slash
regular usage: i want a cat/dog/whatever
square brackets when part of word: i want a [boy/girl/enby]friend
spaces around slashes when more than one word: i want sugar / spice / everything nice
(or i want sugar/spice/everything·nice
)
i write reddit notation with a slash at the start: /u/SonjaLang posted on /r/tokipona
i usually prefer a slash at the end of a url: https://hecko.my.to/style-guide/
square brackets
aside from the above i also use them for marking content warnings, e.g. [spooky] <spoiler>boo</spoiler>
used with @
for marking topics: @[long animals] weasels are pretty underrated tbh
colon
sometimes used for: queen deltarune's secondary typing quirk
tilde
used at the start of a word to mean "about/roughly", e.g. ~every
means "pretty much every"
used at the end of a word for a singsongy tone that one might associate with intimacy~
interpunct
the interpunct (·
) is so cool that it gets a special shortcut on my keyboard, altgr + .
(and you can do it too with autohotkey™)
i use it to mark suffixes after single letters or acronyms (nft·s
, ssh·ing
, but ddos'd
), as well as "clarify" hyphen nesting order
strikethrough
strikethrough marks sentences that i'd mumble under my breath in speech, sorta like /j
sadly this is misunderstood by others often enough that i have hts
set as a shortcut for hence the strikethrough
trademark sign
a trademark sign can mark that a given word/phrase has a,, special meaning i guess? kinda like the Soon™
meme but with a broader fuzzier harder to define meaning (maybe it's just emphasis or random spice who knows)
arrows
on pc i have wincompose, on android i have gboard and emoji
most common is ↑
which i use to refer to the previous message (where others use ^
)
i like sometimes replacing directions like top right
with the corresponding arrows (↗
)
in roleplay
- italics (or *asterisks* if no markdown) for actions and emphasis ()
- (parentheses) for in-character asides
- [square brackets] for thoughts/telepathy
- {curly braces} for out-of-character
grammar
rule of funny
verb all the nouns, mispluralize all the wordi, doubly pluralize all the pluralses, if it looks funny then do it
casualness
- technically-unnecessary filler, so like y'know the uh,, yeah )every so often i wanna stop using it but then i don't)
- i often quote memes instead of speaking normally, which might partly be due to autism idk
- initial
i
is omitted sometimes (i think because once i tried out a writing style stats thing and it said i use it a lot and i've been self-conscious about that ever since)
no textspeak abbreviations though, except specific ones (and acronyms like tbh
, mfw
, etc)
uncasualness
- i sometimes go sesquipedalian, either for comedic effect or because i genuinely don't know the simple word for the given thing (which doesn't mean i'll use the complex word correctly)
2 (two)
is funny
pedantry
- i use
one
instead of genericyou
because it makes more sense to me (though i'm having trouble getting used to doing it and end up writingyou
first before changing it) - when marking for possession, i add
's
even after words that already end ins
(e.g.tails's tools
), unless they're plural - i'm specific about my negation placement (sometimes), distinguishing between e.g.
not supposed to
(where doing the thing might be fine) andsupposed not to
(where doing the thing is explicitly not fine)
unpedantry
- incorrect articles/pluralization, e.g.
a goats
or evenan goats
leftism
- no generic
he
, gender-neutrality all the way (even in polish); example people can get random pronouns though (including neopronouns) - no intelligence-based insults, so no r-word but also no e.g.
dumb
(silly
is fine as it has a positive tone)
extrapolation
- if
don't
can be a thing then why noty'all'dn't've
(=you all would not have
) - if the plural of
octopus
isoctopi
then forcorpus
i'll docorpi
and you can't stop me (not in serious writing though) - somewhat relevant is forcing local patterns, such as alliteration (e.g.
special spoon spection
(from "section")) or pluralization (i don't want 2 bottles i want 1 bottles
) - extrapolating metaphors is fun, e.g.
they call me a jack of all trades but i feel more like a 9
regionality
generally american english but i feel like e.g. labelled
looks better than labeled
usually 24-hour time except when it feels wrong or ambiguous, in which case 12-hour time without a space before the period name (e.g. 4:20am
)
for dates i do year-month-day, as in iso-8601, or rather html syntax which allows a space between time and date and also allows partial notation (though for month-day i do a single preceding hyphen instead of two, a la -04-20
)
word replacements
some applied more consistently than others
funny (mis)spellings
word | replacement |
---|---|
*a | *er/*ess |
*ae* | *æ* |
*ed | (rarely) em*ed, (rarelier) *eded |
*er, *or | *eur (a la auteur ) |
*k | *que (rarely) |
a | (rarely) an |
angry | angy, (rarely) angery |
animal | aminal |
anyway | anyhoo |
boxes | boxen (i already covered mispluralizations but this one's special to me) |
broken | borked |
bruh | brug |
christmas | crimbus |
coincidence | codinkydonk, coinkydink |
color | coloure |
comfortable | comforble |
computer | compute, computational |
conlang | clong, conglang, conlangue |
damn (adjective/adverb) | damb |
damn (interjection) | dayum |
delete | dete |
ears | earce |
emoji | emoj, emojo, emojum |
gaming | game ing |
gi* (in software names, e.g. github, gimp) | ji* |
god | dog |
good morning | goob morbing, goob borbibg |
gray | græy |
hecking | heckign |
hello | henlo |
horse | honse, horce, (rarely) homse |
inb4 | inb5 |
interesting | inchresting, injrezding (spoken only) |
internet | interweb |
it's | iss |
my | me (rarely) |
news | mews (rarely) |
newspaper | newspapre |
non(-)binary | nonbiney, (rarely) non(-)binanry |
pony | poney |
potato(es) | potat(s), potate(s), tater(s) |
pretty (as in cute) | prebby |
ram (as in computer) | dedotated wam |
sleep* | eep* |
smh | smhead |
thanks | thank, thancc, thanque |
tiny | tiney |
titty | tity |
tragedy | tradegy |
website | webbed sight |
who | whom |
woah | woag |
wtf | wtfluff |
of brands
word | replacement |
---|---|
discord | disk( )orb |
disney | didney |
linux | linuck |
microsoft | microdollarsignoft |
pokémon | pokèmon (note the grave instead of acute), pokèmen (plural) |
tetris | tetrum, tetroid |
toki pona | tonky, (rarely) tonky ponky |
windows | window |
abbreviations
word | replacement |
---|---|
[pronoun] has/have (as in possess) | [pronoun]'s/'ve |
ah | a |
alright | aight |
bruh | b |
bullshit | bull |
did you | 'dyou |
do you | d'you (important distinction) |
i don't know | iunno, dunno, idk (rarely) |
i'm | am |
it was | 'twas |
it's | 's, 'tis |
need to | needa |
need to be | need |
nope | nop |
oh | o |
pretty (as in quite) | p |
probably | prolly |
question | q |
something | sth, sumn |
today i learned | til |
unfortunately | unforchly |
what (standalone) | wha, wh, ? |
yeah | ya, ye, yea, yeh |
Making Sense™
word | replacement |
---|---|
*phobe (as in prejudiced) | *miser (not always) |
*phobic (as in prejudiced) | anti-* |
ai (as in big generative model trained on half the internet) | language model, chat model, generative model, genai |
america (as in usa) | the us |
art (as in visual) | illustration(s), drawing(s), picture(s), ... |
furry (as in humanoid animal) | anthro |
good (as in response to "how are you") | the usual |
google (as in verb) | look up |
lol (as in league of legends) | league |
real name (as in not internet name) | legal name |
singlet (as in not plural) | singular |
assorted replacements
word | replacement |
---|---|
-one, -body | -pony |
butt | bum |
criterion | criterium (extrapolating from criteria , feels intuitive enough that i didn't realize it wasn't the canonical form) |
hdd | spinny drive |
hivemind (as in one mind, many bodies, e.g. my fox sona) | multipresence (makes it clearer that there only is and ever was a single mind) |
on the * hand | on the * hoof |
pirate (as in to download paid media for free) | yar har, yarhar |
what the hell | (sometimes) what the hay |
years ago | yonks ago |
neologisms
- foove (rarely the original foof) - playful insult (
how did you miss that you foove
) - khhh - like
pfff
but velar (in the back of the mouth) instead of labial (in the lips)
commonly used things
phrases
tentative
good question
shan't
fair
(as its own message)quarter-decent
oh dear
granted
(a lato be fair
)ope
(interjection forturns out this exists
)[vague/mild/moderate/()] temptation to
i am once again asking
hoo lordy
ok i'll
nom
(especially for things like chess pieces or data input)or well
methinks
paging
(= pinging)$5 says
amend
genre
/flavor
/brand
(instead oftype
)courtesy of
a tad
some
(after a verb, instead ofa bit
)que
(spanish forwhat
, i use it as an interjection)a [few/couple] more for the road
you go girl
thoughts on
(instead ofdo you wanna
)cannot into
and and and
/or or or
would you be willing to
acronyms
mf
- motherfucking (but i rarely use the full version)ngl
- not gonna lieafai[k/r/ct]
- as far as i [know / remember / can tell]iirc
- if i recall correctlymfw
- my face when (usually no image attached though so it's more like an intensifier i guess)
emojoids
- :despair:
- :loggers:
- :orwell:
- :trollface: (i don't have it as a hotkey yet so i just write
:tro:
as text, which i imagine as a very low-res trollface) - :sob: (😭)
- :skull: (💀)
- :pensive: (😔)
- :relieved: (😌)
- :thinking: (🤔)
- :sunglasses: (😎)
- :newspaper2: (🗞, meant as a "bonk"-type thing)
- :tada: (🎉)
- :smiling_imp: (😈)
- :heart_eyes: (😍)
- :flushed: (😳)
- :eyes: (👀)
- :triumph: (😤)
- :pleading_face: (🥺)
- :pray: (🙏)
o/
(an emoticon, not an emoji; represents a wave a la "hello";\o
for "goodbye")¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(famous shrug emoticon)>:
(angy like>:(
but mouthless)
pronunciation
(this section uses the international phonetic alphabet to notate pronunciation)
my target accent is american-ish but since i tend to pronounce vowels like in polish it ends up being kinda british
i like pronouncing
i jokingly pronounce
uncategorized things
- repetition of things, e.g.
hmhmhm
- lists are cool (such as this one), and i'll sometimes do,, i wanna say a meme format? where i go like
cool new pants / ☑ cool / ☑ new / ☑ pants
- when doing numbered lists i'll often do
1) b)
ora) 2)
, usually then continued withiii) four)
- when sending several messages that [start with / are] the same word i'll often add superscript numbers to them, e.g.
looks impressive / but it's impractical / but² i wanna use it anyway / but³ idk what for
- in chat,
---
in its own line marks a topic change; in conversations with my nerd friend i instead use!rel
as in "unrelated" (andrel
for related and~rel
for quasi-related) - tonetags i use:
/gen
(genuine, neither joking nor sarcastic),/ref
(reference), sometimes/j
(joking) but i prefer strikethrough for that - au notation (
fell!sans
) for other things (e.g.preverb!alasa
) - cutting sentences off, e.g.
anyway here's
- removing articles, e.g.
how do i make thing do thing
- i know it shouldn't matter but things like
amature
orexistance
ormade it's rounds
bug me because They're Not Correct!! - some people do
.
as a mid-sentence pause, it's cool but i don't do it (yet?) - i haven't actually done it much but i've had the idea to refer to the left/right sides of an image as
west
/east
, so that it's not confused for the character's left/right - in speech i sometimes pronounce
as /ts/ (like in polish) where others would do /s/, e.g. in `cis` []
for placeholders, e.g.if you're a []loid fan please talk to me
- if there's 2 options that people fight over then i might make up a 3rd, kinda to make fun of it
/gɪf/
or/dʒɪf/
? how about/χɪf/
color
orcolour
? how aboutcoloure
autistic
orwith autism
? how aboutbe-autism'd
- sed replacement syntax instead of asterisks, e.g.
spike is best pony | s/spike/gummy/
(discord actually supports editing with this which makes it take a bit more effort to actually send it, i usually do a backslash before the first slash to avoid it) - never
farther
, onlyfurther
-
at the start of a line for a,, sudden start i wanna say, e.g.-oh actually
- i don't use
frick
, it just sounds eh to me personally
deprecated
i used to capitalize the name Ralsei
and all pronouns referring to Him him, due to a running gag in the ralsei bot discord server that he's a god
other languages
polish
not much to say other than that interpuncts come before suffixes for foreign words (microsoft·u
) and that for people of unknown gender i like to use ligatures (zrobiłæś
) and naturally genderless forms (zdarzyło ci się zrobić
)
also very insistent about potatoes being ziemniaki
not kartofle
toki pona
sentences on the same line are split with an interpunct with spaces on either side
in semi-formal writing, interpuncts are also added at the start and end of the line (for æsthetic symmetry), disambiguating automatic mid-sentence line breaks from intentional ones
commas around la
and after taso
are not used, but the function of a semicolon after ni
is fulfilled by an arrow pointing right; arrows can also point left to function as a backwards semicolon of sorts
example:
· open pi tenpo suno ni la mi kama lukin e ni → soweli li moku e kasi ale mi ← ni li ike tawa mi · taso mi ken ala ike tawa soweli tan suwi ona ·
i (usually) don't use meli
/mije
/tonsi
, oko
, epiku
, or puwa
(i think of ko
as mostly meaning "squish" and would rather have a nimisin for "powder")
i do use namako
, kin
, kipisi
, monsuta
, leko
, n
, majuna
, linluwi
, kiki
, taki
, and te
/to
(but mostly just te
as a sort of headnoun, e.g. te "kipisi" li pona
)
i don't use tawa
as "for", as in mi pali tawa pona jan
→ "i work for the good of humanity"
i also don't use pali
as a generic verb, but rather only "work (a job)" and "create"; for "i do something" i do mi ijo (e ijo)
i enjoy transitive preposition phrases, e.g. mi tawa ma Pasiju e sina
= mi tawa e sina tawa ma Pasiju
i also enjoy modifying preverbs and prepositions with things other than ala
, hyphenating them for clarity, e.g. mi sona-wawa toki pona
= sona mi pi toki pona li wawa
i usually don't tokiponize names except sometimes really well-known ones, like ma Pasiju
for brazil above, ma Mewika
for the us (though i prefer ma Juwese
), toki Inli
for english, ilo Siko
for discord i guess,
i like putting them in sitelen·pona-esque cartouches, e.g. ilo [GitHub]
, supposedly so that i can disambiguate toki pona
from toki [pona]
but mostly it's just quirky
kin la
("also,") becomes just kin
, for symmetry with taso
i use pona
only as "good" and wile
only as "want" and i Will rant about this
i also think pilin
might be a preverb but eh